๐๏ธ The Village Square
Population: Growing ยท Vibe: Kind ยท Doom Scrolling: None
Welcome, traveller. Pick a street, meet the locals, find your thing. Every path leads somewhere goodโeven if you get hilariously lost along the way.
๐ The Village Notice Board
What's happening, what's needed, what's next. Leave a note. Read a note. Be decent.
What's Missing?
Tell us what tool or village would help you. We're building this together.
Kind Humans Only
No politics. No drama. Just people helping people. That's the whole rule.
First 1000 Forever
Early Villagers get ยฃ4.95/month locked forever. All apps. All future stuff. Always part of the original village.
Founder Dealers Wanted
First 50 dealers per village get ยฃ97/year FOREVER. Pick your street, serve your niche.
Where treasures find their people. Dusty shops, expert eyes, stories in every object.
Magic-Oid
Identify vintage magic props. Connect with collectors. Find rare pieces.
"Every trick has a history..." โ Old MauriceRadi-Oid
CB radio, vintage receivers, the crackle of distant voices.
"Breaker breaker, good buddy..." โ Radio RonGuitar-Oid
Authenticate that axe. Spot the fakes. Find your sound.
"Play the wood, not the label." โ Strings McGeeCoin-Oid
Numismatics for everyone. What's that coin worth? Let's find out.
"History you can hold." โ Penny PeteVinyl-Oid
First pressings, rare finds, the warm crackle of real music.
"Digital's fine. This is better." โ DJ DustyWatch-Oid
Horology for humans. Tick tock, what've you got?
"Time is the only luxury." โ The WatchmakerCamera-Oid
Vintage cameras. Real film. Actual photography.
"Shoot first, think later." โ Flash GordonStamp-Oid
Philately. Yes, people still do this. It's wonderful.
"Tiny art, huge world." โ Postmark PamFish-Oid
Tackle, technique, tall tales. For those who wait by the water.
Coming SoonSkills passed down. Things that work. People who know how.
Granny Mabel's Window
One trick to get started knitting. That's all you need. She'll show you.
"Cast on, dear. The rest follows." โ Granny Mabel Coming SoonJim's Plumbing Tips
Central heating health. Boiler basics. When to call someone (and when not to).
"Bleed your radiators, save your sanity." โ Jim Coming SoonVan-alyst Workshop
Your worldly wise mechanic. Van inspection, conversion tips, honest advice.
"Rust is the enemy. Knowledge is the cure." โ Van-alystFix It or Call It?
Quick quiz: Can you handle this yourself, or should you phone a pro?
Interactive Quiz ComingFood that feeds. Recipes that work. No waste, no fuss.
Food-Oid
What's in your fridge? Tell us, we'll tell you what to cook.
"You've got more than you think." โ Chef Nobody Coming SoonGrandad's Fiver Feeds
Feed 4 for a fiver. Proper food. Actual recipes. No fancy nonsense.
"Meat. Veg. Done." โ Grandad Reg Coming SoonThe Swap Shop
Out of butter? Here's what works instead. Ingredient swaps that actually taste good.
Coming SoonPull up a chair. Warm your bones. Listen to tales that matter.
Big Angus's Tales
A Scottish highlander with stories that warm and wisdom that sticks.
"Sit doon, laddie. This one's good." โ Big Angus Coming SoonMagic History Corner
Tales from 30 years in the Magic Circle. The tricks, the legends, the laughs.
"Every illusion has a story..." โ Chris P Tee Coming SoonDnB Santa's Grotto
Encouragement videos year-round. Because everyone deserves to feel special.
"You're doing better than you think." โ DnB SantaBuy, sell, trade. Tools for turning your stuff into someone else's treasure.
SpicyLister Booth
One photo. AI does the rest. eBay listings without the executive dysfunction.
"ChatGPT forgets. SpicyLister remembers." โ The BoothFounder Dealer Sign-Up
First 50 dealers per village: ยฃ97/year FOREVER. Pick your street, serve your niche, lock in founder pricing.
"One street in the village. Yours forever." โ The RegistrarWhat's It Worth?
Quick quiz to figure out if that thing in your attic is treasure or trash.
Interactive Quiz ComingDealer Directory
Trusted sellers across all villages. Vetted by the community.
Coming SoonTools for getting things done. Built for brains that struggle with "normal" approaches.
SpicyTasker
3 tasks max. Done beats perfect. For brains that struggle with endless lists.
"What's the ONE thing?" โ The Tasker RebuildingParent Planner
Birthday party stress โ birthday party success. Templates that actually help.
"Breathe. We've got this." โ Calm Parent Mode Coming SoonMeshCB Station
Offline communication. When the internet's not there, this is.
"Always have a backup plan." โ Radio ReadyFor those who know. No judgement. Just community.
Cannabin-Oid
Cannabis community. Strain identification. Responsible conversation.
"Know what you're growing." โ The GardenerSail-Oid
For those who follow the wind. Boats, knots, the call of the water.
"The sea doesn't care about your plans." โ Salty SueDesigner-Oid
Vintage fashion authentication. Real from replica. Style that lasts.
"Quality never goes out of style." โ The CuratorHonorary villagers. Good humans making good things. Support them like they support us.
GenXcess โ Ian Gilson
Custom canes for the young at heart. Artist, activist, entertainer. "We are not spending our autumn years listening to Vera Lynn!"
"I hope I'm fly before I get old!" โ Ian, The DudeThe Missing Answer โ Jill
Modular prefab housing to end the housing crisis. Affordable, practical, deliverable. Real solutions for homelessness and disaster relief.
"Save lives. Save time. Save money." โ JillThe Strange Mole Show
Satirical political comedy podcast. Written, edited and voiced by Ian & Chris. Absurdist humour for strange times.
"Whose side are you on?" โ The MoleYour Project Here?
Making something good? Need a boost? We lift each other. Get in touch.
"World domination through kindness." โ The Village Apply to Join"Laughter is the best medicine. I am the Doc."โ Chris P Tee, Magic Circle Magician ยท The Dude